Fall and Halloween Jokes to Tell Your Friends

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By Jacob Walther

Well, it is officially fall and Halloween is just around the corner! Here are some spooky and ‘cool’ jokes and riddles to tell your friends this season.

Q: Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to school?
Q: What room does a ghost not need in his home?
Q: What kind of dessert does a ghost like?
Q: What did one leaf say to the other?
Q: What do you use to mend a jack-o-lantern?

***Answers: 1.) His heart wasn’t in it. 2.) A living room. 3.) I SCREAM! 4.) I am falling for you? 4.) A pumpkin patch.

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